Disregard Sanity, Acquire Awesomness!

The very best of Ellen trying to make Chris Pine...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:56:26 -0400

The very best of Ellen trying to make Chris Pine cry.

littleblueartist: the-captains-wife: yournucleardeterrent: “Pe...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:53:31 -0400

the-captains-wife:

yournucleardeterrent:

“Pepper, pay attention to me”

I guess she forgot to take him or a walk today

if anyone needs me i’ll just be over here laughing for the next ten years

thescienceofreality: This Week in Science - May 20 - 26,...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:52:41 -0400

thescienceofreality:

This Week in Science - May 20 - 26, 2013:

Super-capacitor phone charger here.

Salamander regeneration here.

Imaged orbital structure here.

Sweat-soaking fabric here.

Beginnings of universe experiment here.

Algorithm diagnosing leukemia here.

3d-printed splint here.

Irish potato famine cause here.

White tigers’ coats here.

Neuronal beacon here.

Spray-on lens here.

Fixing insect model here.

"Read. Read anything. Read the things they say are good for you, and the things they claim are junk...."

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:51:39 -0400

“Read. Read anything. Read the things they say are good for you, and the things they claim are junk. You’ll find what you need to find. Just read.””

- Neil Gaiman (via akumuhana)

"There are three things I want you to learn how to say. One. “I love you” and don’t just say it as..."

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:49:59 -0400

“

There are three things I want you to learn how to say.

One.
“I love you”
and don’t just say it as an empty phrase,
say it with feeling,
say it to every person who comes to mind when you think of those three little words.
I know it’s scary,
I know it’s difficult,
but open yourself up
and shout it.
Don’t mumble,
don’t say it under your breath,
when you love someone,
whether platonically or romantically,
it deserves to be shouted from every rooftop.

Two.
“Goodbye”
There will be some people in your life
that come in and just wreck everything,
they mess up your plans,
they hurt you,
and make you feel less than what you are,
so please learn how to say goodbye to them.
But I also want you to learn how to say goodbye
to even the people you want to stay.
not everyone stays,
and saying goodbye is like setting someone free,
and it won’t always come easy,
and it won’t always come without heartbreak,
but not everyone stays,
and it will do you a world of good to learn how to tell them
goodbye.

Three.
“I am worth it.”
there will be waves of sorrow in your life,
and you will feel as if you were the sand that the tide carries away,
you will feel as if it carries away your worth
it will feel like you are the left over rubble of a building
that had been burned down,
and you will feel less,
but please learn to say these words.
say them in the mirror when you have just woken up,
say them when your lover turns their back on you,
say them when you are opening up the refrigerator
sing them,
yell them,
whisper them,
and please, believe them.
You are more than sand that can just be washed away,
and you are more than just a few pieces of broken cement,
please,
you are worth it.

”

- These will be the three bravest things you will ever learn how to say (via amandaspoetry)

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Sat, 25 May 2013 21:45:36 -0400

breathethestarlight: suddenlybrochelle: Portal - 85.2 FM...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:43:34 -0400

breathethestarlight:

suddenlybrochelle:

Portal - 85.2 FM (Radio’s Tune)

Everybody drop whatever the hell ya’ll are doin’ and jam

carnivorouscarnation: rememberednever: when i’m married my partner and i will have: morning...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:43:21 -0400

carnivorouscarnation:

rememberednever:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

morning sex

afternoon sex

dinner sex

after meal sex

i made pancakes sex

good morning sex

they kids are at school sex

shower sex

bored sex

make up sex

break up sex

monday sex

tuesday sex

wednesday sex

thursday sex

friday sex

saturday sex

monday sex

there is nothing on tv sex

i love you sex

Let’s skip the break-up sex, but everything else is gravy.

There is nothing know TVs sex OMG

thefringeofdestiny: adam is me and i am he

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:42:59 -0400

thefringeofdestiny:

adam is me and i am he

towritecomicsonherarms: zombie thunderbolts

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:42:47 -0400

towritecomicsonherarms:

zombie thunderbolts

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Sat, 25 May 2013 21:42:20 -0400

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Sat, 25 May 2013 21:01:00 -0400

nickholmes: Where is your God now?

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:15:35 -0400

nickholmes:

Where is your God now?

ibroughtdeadflowerstothefuneral: I really liked this show

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:10:27 -0400

ibroughtdeadflowerstothefuneral:

I really liked this show

theboywhofangirled: falkner: someone bought an entire page of...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:10:17 -0400

theboywhofangirled:

falkner:

someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it

#THERE IS NO WAY THAT PERSON DOES NOT SPEAK HINDI OR URDU #AND IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY JUST POTATO #WHO WRITES POTATO IN HINDI IN A YEARBOOK

jetgreguar: muslimmilf: vashito: Original Bill_Nye_tho...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:09:08 -0400

jetgreguar:

muslimmilf:

vashito:

Original Bill_Nye_tho appreciation blog before it was suspended~
the best twitter in the history of twitter!

oh my fucking god

srsly miss bill nye tho but fuck all the other unfunny dudes who kept trying to mimic it just let a good thing die we got the good memoriez

Person: What is your sexual orientation?

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:08:45 -0400

Person: What is your sexual orientation?
Me: Anime characters

meladoodle: STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED: i just counted my...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:06:41 -0400

meladoodle:

STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED:

i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)

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Sat, 25 May 2013 20:05:48 -0400

fuckyeahnejilee: 「漆七@ついったー」

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:05:44 -0400

fuckyeahnejilee:

「漆七@ついったー」