towritecomicsonherarms:

dogpool:

dogpool:

that never picked up a comic book.

To all of the superhero fans who only watch superhero movies/shows and wikipedia superheroes.

To all of the superhero fans who wear superhero shirts that contain superheroes that they can’t even name, unless they’ve seen them on the big screen.

To all of the Loki fans.

DON’T LET THEM TELL YOU THAT YOU’RE UNIMPORTANT. You guys have a purpose. When a superhero nerd and a superhero nerd talk about superheroes, almost always does a verbal joust occur. “DURRR SUPERMANZ IZ BETTAR.” It’s only almost satisfying.

You guys listen to us. Ask any other comic book nerd, we love answering your questions on superheroes. We’ll jump on any chance to rub our knowledge all over your faces:

Johnny: Uhm… why doesn’t Spider-Man just show his face?

Me: Awh…little Johnny :)!…well, would you like it if all of your enemies murdered your little aunt?

Johnny: Uhh…no.

Me: Neither would he. If his enemies knew his weakness (his aunt & wife), then they can destroy him.

Johnny: Oh…ah…okay.

You guys shouldn’t feel weird about not reading comics. And it’s fine if you consider yourselves superhero fans. Don’t let bigoted pricks tell you otherwise. Some people just don’t read, simple is that.

-Dogpool

truth.

I agree with all of this

except the loki bit

they can bugger off

therealsongbirddiamondback:

This is Mother Fucking Spinner.

What’s that?  You never heard of her?  Well you should have!  She’s been in 5 issues of comics.
Not impressed?  Well take a look at this.

Spinner’s power changes every 24 hours.  While she was out busting Skrulls during Secret Invasion, she got an order to blow up some Skrull towers!  She had super speed at the time, and was blowing up all of them cause she got Super Speed.

But then, on the last tower, she lost her speed power cause her 24 hours were up!  Surrounded by enemy skrulls, she pretended to surrender.

She then took a gamble.  She set the bombs in her backpack to detention and hoped she got invulnerability.  Shit happens, she got flight!

KABOOM!!!

So that’s the tale of Spinner.  Short lived hero who dies as quickly as she appears.
What’s that?
Why is she the biggest badass ever you might ask?
WELL GET A LOAD OF THIS!

In the book Fear Itself, Youth in Revolt, they had a picture of all the cast.

Notice anyone in this group?

Nothing?  Let me make it clearer for you:

Not only does this bitch SURVIVE holding bombs in her hands, she gets back up, joins the team that put her in that dangerous situation in the first place, and said “CAN I HAVE SOME MORE?!”

SPINNER IS THE BIGGEST BADASS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT!  AND YOU GOT TO GIVE HER SOME RESPECT!  HER BALLS ARE BIGGER THAN YOU’LL EVER HAVE!!!

Link to her “death”: http://therealsongbirddiamondback.tumblr.com/post/24046232212