i think most of us have found themselves thinking seriously about how they would pull off becoming a serial killer
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
#JESUS STEVE STOP JUMPING OUT OF THINGS UNLESS TONY IS THERE #YOU CAN’T FLY DIPSHIT #YOU ARE GOING TO BECOME VERY INTIMATE WITH THE GROUND #AND END UP AS ONE VERY PATRIOTIC PANCAKE
HE CAN JUST YELL FLAME ON
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Not mine, someone else is amazing
it got better
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i think this is the stupidest thing i’ve made so far i’m sorry
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Alas, poor Yorrick…!
A graphic demonstration of why deep throating is an advanced skill! The cock really does hit the back of the throat and must enter with enough force to bend downwards into the throat. (Of course, the girl’s head tilt may better facilitate that entrance than is shown here.)
erm.. a freaky way of demonstrating
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dont think because i want to marry a cartoon horse that i cant fuck you up kid
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