This is the oldest piece of music known to humankind. It’s engraved in cuneiform on a tablet from 1400 BC. And it was a hymn to their goddess Nikkal.

Really, really interesting stuff.

This is a really beautiful piece of music.

That’s really interesting!

#i thought this was going to be the booty song

I cannot believe this wasn’t usher…

I thought it was going to be that 3OH!3 song

this is precisely the reason why i have trust issues

NOW Tumblr decides to be serious?

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  • Roses are red,

Watches are gold,

Get on your knees,

And do what your told

  • Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I thought I’d mention,

I came in your shoe

  • “Roses are Red”

Said the Retard

Herp a derp derp

Rhyming is hard

  • Roses are grey,

Violets are grey,

Everything’s grey,

I’m a fucking dog

  • Roses are red,

Candle light flickers,

After the meal,

It’s off with the knickers

  • Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

In soviet Russia,

Poem writes you

  • Roses are red,

Your hair is blonde,

Get on your knees

And suck on my wand

  • Violets are blue,

Roses are carmine,

Your mom is so loose

I could get my whole arm in

  • Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have herpies,

Now so do you

  • Violets are blue,

Roses are red,

Get on your knees,

And give me head

  • Roses are red

curly fries are twisted

bend over bitch 

you’re about to get fisted

  • Roses are red,

Your cunt is wet,

I’ll give you a night,

You’ll never forget

  • Roses are red

My balls are blue

Put them in your mouth

Not one but two

(Source: internet-friend)