• Best friend that wishes to remain anon: You know, for a man with such a wide variety of sexual likes, you're a picky fucker.
  • Me: What? All I want is a cute fun loving woman that will bend me over and fuck me like a deranged little slut and then in turn after some recovery allow me to do the same, while at times interlacing roleplays, food items, and various usually leather based accessories! IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK!

Kinkie Pinkie Pie like to watch.

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yourbadgrrl:

Alas, poor Yorrick…!
rapedolls:

bondageblowjobs:

A graphic demonstration of why deep throating is an advanced skill!  The cock really does hit the back of the throat and must enter with enough force to bend downwards into the throat.  (Of course, the girl’s head tilt may better facilitate that entrance than is shown here.)

erm..  a freaky way of demonstrating

yourbadgrrl:

Alas, poor Yorrick…!

rapedolls:

bondageblowjobs:

A graphic demonstration of why deep throating is an advanced skill!  The cock really does hit the back of the throat and must enter with enough force to bend downwards into the throat.  (Of course, the girl’s head tilt may better facilitate that entrance than is shown here.)

erm..  a freaky way of demonstrating

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sturmtruppen:

arborverse:

cataradical:

dailymedical:

Experts Say ‘Sexbots’ Will Eliminate STIs, Provide Life-Lengthening Orgasms

Futurists are theorizing that robots will be cultivated to give humans life-extending orgasms, and some suggest that the scenario could be here as early as 2050.

Unlike human partners, robots will be ready and willing whenever we are, and equipped to do things that human partners simply cannot.

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NO I’M A LITTLE SCARED AND THE ETHICS ARE ALSO A LITTLE SCARY

Okay, the sexbot thing’s a little creepy, but I honestly don’t see how ethics come into this.

As long as they don’t possess anything beyond reactive simulated intelligence and not actual self-awareness and sentience there’s no problems of ethics. Just social taboos.

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

check out this new keyboard i bought

HOW RICH ARE YOU

The keyboard was only like $60 dude

THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

BUT

OH MY GOD

I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK

The desk cost me $75 from Ikea

  1. Camera: SONY DSC-HX9V
  2. Aperture: f/3.3
  3. Exposure: 1/30th
  4. Focal Length: 4mm

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pokehidden:

fuck—no—my—little—pony:



was not gonna say anything buuuuut…. i’m from the same college. that pic was really a homework. XD


Plus, it fits. The cute and wonderful MLP show mixed with porn, the most “mature” thing.
Hopefully she got an A

pokehidden:

fuck—no—my—little—pony:

image

was not gonna say anything buuuuut…. i’m from the same college. that pic was really a homework. XD

Plus, it fits. The cute and wonderful MLP show mixed with porn, the most “mature” thing.

Hopefully she got an A

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mumbling-mice:

When I saw the one for Medic, I had to screencap this.

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I have some good news for you, it seems!

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