towritecomicsonherarms:

You see this big green motherfucker right here? This badass motherfucker is Martian Manhunter. This motherfucker is one of the most powerful comic book characters ever created. This motherfucker could beat the JLA and The Avengers on his own. Superman once said “He (MM) is the most powerful being on the face of the Earth”. And Batman said he was an amalgam of Superman and Batman.Want to know what powers this kick-ass motherfucker has? It’d probably be easier to tell you what powers he doesn’t have.

Super strength? You bet your fucking ass. It’s on a par with Wonder woman and Superman.

Invulnerability? Fucking check in that fucking box. He is as tough as Superman.

Flight? Like a fucking eagle.. if an eagle could fly in space and match superman for manoeuvrability

Super Speed? Fucking ZOOOOOOM motherfuckers. Not as fast as The Flash or Superman but then who is?

Stamina? This motherfucker can go ALL NIGHT LONG without having to rest or sleep or eat.

Regeneration? Uh-huh! He can heal from any wound almost instantly.. you know.. if somehow he did get wounded.

Shape shifting? YUPPP! This motherfucker could be anyone and you wouldn’t even know it. He could even be your mother.. QUICK, HIT HER WITH A FRYING PAN AND RUN FOR IT! Oops.. i was wrong.. sorry. He can make weapons out of his body and even grow in size.

Intangibility? CHECK!!!11!! It’s like trying to hit smoke. If smoke was a big giant fucking alien that could punch your lungs out.

Invisibility? This motherfucker is like John Cena. You can’t see me. Even Superman with his freaky alien vision cannot see him.

Telepathy? Another check right there. The most powerful telepath. he can read the minds of everyone on earth at once. STOP THINKING ABOUT PORN! He can make you see things. he can make you do things.. horrible things… like listen to celine dion.. he could make you THINK you’re celine dion. He can shield people from telepathic attacks. He could wipe your brain and leave you a drooling vegetable. Nice chap.

Psionic Blast? This motherfucker right here is gonna pew pew pew you from his eyes and hands. 

Martian Vision? more pew pew pew from the eyes. It’s powerful enough to hurt superman and even hurt himself. 

Telekinesis? He doesn’t really use this one.. he finds it boring as fuck.

Martian Breath? He wants you to chill out! he can freeze people with his breath.

Sonic Scream? He’s gonna make your ears bleed by possibly singing celine dion songs.

Extrasensory Input? 5 senses? try 9. And the 5 he shares with humans are all better than normal. 

X-ray Vision? He can see your spongebob underpants. 

Longevity? Thanks to the shape shifting DNA it seems like he can live for a very long time. Like.. LONNNGGGGG. Like think of a long time and then add a few hundred thousand years and you might be close.

There you have it, kiddies. The most ridiculously OP character in comic history.

Just go to google and type ‘martian manhunter vs (insert comic book character of your choosing)’ and most people give him the victory. 

EDIT: His weakness was fire.. but they soon got rid of that. It has to be mystical fire or super fire from like the brain and shit.

(Source: theyoncetoldthestoryofus)

towritecomicsonherarms:

Ultimate spider-man #33

(Source: christyleighstewart)

youngjusticer:

The bigs.

AVENGE, by Sam Shin.

fwips:

fuck

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deusexignis:

Secret Avengers 26

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I remember enjoying the Spider-Man Fury’s File from a while back and some people asked for more.  

I came across this in WWH AFTERSMASH: WARBOUND No. 1, February, 2008.

iammattf submitted:

FUCK YEAH!

AAHhahAhA @ Ultron

poor bugger

pocketfulofgeek:

hoc-et-quod:

“And what’s with your costume being cooler than mine?  That I cannot—agh!”

“Whoa.  Guess I’m the, uh, only Spider-Man with a venom sting.  Uh-oh.  Did I — I kill you?  I just wanted to talk.  Uh…hello?”

*poke, poke*

From Spider-Men #2

Miles! Quit being adorkable!