texts-from-ponyville:

(910): My ex survied his first joint. It was a big as his dick; as in, almost not there. He almost died doing that ittybitty amount of weed. I must be a godess in terms of smoking to him.

Submission by anonymous

texts-from-ponyville:

(910): Finally got a kid to look up to me. And not by doing something stupid/illegal.

Submission by quietseas

twilightsparklesharem:

a-study-in-pinkie:

pandabronyum:

MLP - Flowers for the Foalsitter by ~jenasu

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Suave, bro.

(Source: pandebronyum)

texts-from-ponyville:

(520): MOM JUST TOLD ME THAT SHE IS GIVING MY WIFE A DILDO AS A WEDDING GIFT!

Submission by anonymous

twilightsparklesharem:

carnisclopcorner:

commission. the client also got a version with glowing horns.