(910): My ex survied his first joint. It was a big as his dick; as in, almost not there. He almost died doing that ittybitty amount of weed. I must be a godess in terms of smoking to him.
Submission by anonymous
(910): Finally got a kid to look up to me. And not by doing something stupid/illegal.
Submission by quietseas
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Suave, bro.
(Source: pandebronyum)
I prefer the blowjob version.
(520): MOM JUST TOLD ME THAT SHE IS GIVING MY WIFE A DILDO AS A WEDDING GIFT!
Submission by anonymous
(Source: fluttershythepegasus)
commission. the client also got a version with glowing horns.