I think my mom would be more concerned if she found the Rarity toy I keep in my purse than the empty condom wrappers littering the bottom. For some reason, I feel like I perform better in bed with my favorite pony nearby; mind you, it’s not a matter of attraction as I don’t like r34 or fantasize about her while I am with someone. But if I revealed to my mom that a children’s toy was my good luck charm in the bedroom, she might think I was a pedophile or something. The most she would do if she found the wrappers was ask if I was on the pill and congratulate me on being safe.