(202): There were midgets. And vodka. If you don’t appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
(617): The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
(914): We’re all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We’re gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
(443): I forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober.
(478): So i wrote ‘don’t sex me’ on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
(404): how did that work out?
(478): Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn’t have my reminder…