texts-from-ponyville:

(323): No, you don’t understand, he literally fucked me into a new hairstyle. Quite nice too.
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texts-from-ponyville:

(323): No, you don’t understand, he literally fucked me into a new hairstyle. Quite nice too.

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texts-from-ponyville:

(202): There were midgets. And vodka. If you don’t appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.

texts-from-ponyville:

(617): The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.

ponypixels:

(623):

everyone has their kryptonite.

mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.

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texts-from-ponyville:

(914): We’re all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We’re gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.

texts-from-ponyville:

(443): I forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober.

texts-from-ponyville:

(478): So i wrote ‘don’t sex me’ on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking

(404): how did that work out?

(478): Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn’t have my reminder… texts-from-ponyville:

(478): So i wrote ‘don’t sex me’ on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking

(404): how did that work out?

(478): Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn’t have my reminder… texts-from-ponyville:

(478): So i wrote ‘don’t sex me’ on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking

(404): how did that work out?

(478): Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn’t have my reminder…

texts-from-ponyville:

(478): So i wrote ‘don’t sex me’ on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking

(404): how did that work out?

(478): Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn’t have my reminder…

fried-mango-slushies:

(425): WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!

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